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the_moody_mortal

Sep 6

💀💀 It's just me in my @homedepot coffin and homemade hearse against the world! 💀💀

✨️ Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt, Episode 2 (Pierre may never work with me again). ✨️

✨️✨️ Don't worry....none of us have this figured out.....so just *do* the thing! ✨️✨️

#weirdo #advice #wisdom #authenticity #funny

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the_moody_mortal

Sep 3

🌙 Go out and be ungovernable & sassy, mortals 🌙

#lifelessons #goblincore #vintagevibes #funnyaf #beyourself

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the_moody_mortal

Sep 2

✨️ Haunt my garden with me, mortals? ✨️

#garden #home #nightview #magick #whimsy

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the_moody_mortal

Sep 1

💀 Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt 💀

✨️ Take advice from a middle-aged woman lying in a coffin from @homedepot & never apologize for being yourself ✨️

🌙 ...this could turn into a *dear moody mortal* series where I provide questionable life advice so scream into the comments if you need this added to your doomscroll....🤣🥂🌙

#lifelessons #inspiration #funny #weirdo #confessions

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the_moody_mortal

Sep 1

✨️✨️ Are you ready?? ✨️✨️

🎃🐈‍⬛️🎃🐈‍⬛️🎃🐈‍⬛️🎃

#halloween #autumnvibes #darkaesthetics #homeinspiration #spookyseason

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 28

🌙 Still emo...with worse knees and a mortgage....fully charged after a lunar eclipse 🌙

✨️ Decades of loving @mychemicalromance and I don’t think my soul will ever reenter my body ✨️

🌙 Thanks for absolutely numbing my existence, catapulting me to the moon, & sending my little elder-emo soul into a tailspin, @thebreeders @kimdealmusicofficial @kelleydeal @josephine_wiggs @raytoro @gerardway @mikeyway @jarrodfletcheralexander @jamiemuhoberac @thecoorsfield 🌙

And *every* artist/crew member responsible for *gestures wildly* ALL of that 😭🫡
#mychemicalromance #theblackparade #emogirl #mcr #lunareclipse

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 27

✨️🌙 Braless for Dolly, dolls! 🌙✨️

✨️ I am *The Moody Mortal* because I am moody...and mortal. Our mortality is what makes this life so magical, breathtaking, and deeply heartbreaking. Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have left this realm & the magic they've given our world will continue to inspire generations of hearts that long to live softer, wilder, weirder, & truer lives. ✨️

🌙 Sharing a few of my favorite quote from both of these gems along with photos I've captured over the years. 🌙

✨️✨️ Don't dream it -- be it ✨️✨️

@dollyparton
@officialtimcurry

#timcurry #dollyparton #inspired #mortal #liveauthentic

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 26

✨️🌙 @dollyparton and @officialtimcurry within 24 hours seems particularly cruel, Grim Reaper. If you need me, I'll be in mourning for the remainder of the decade. 🌙✨️

#timcurry #dollyparton #loss #icons #iwillalwaysloveyou

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 25

✨️✨️ Feeling a little more adventurous carving more details into this first panel. ✨️✨️

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 25

✨️✨️ Anyone else obsessively sing this song to their cats?? ✨️✨️

🌙 Sheldon is such a gem 🌙

#cats #catlover #teamcatmojo #kittens #kittycat

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 24

🥂💀 Tis time! 💀🥂

Crafting the *skeleton* or frame that will support the Snaderson sisters house 🐈‍⬛️

#art
#halloween #setbuild

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 24

✨️✨️ Sunday rituals at the Moody Manor ✨️✨️

🌙 I feel much more balanced/settled for the week ahead when I soak up my Sunday rituals 🌙

✨️✨️ wake up ✨️✨️
🌙 messy bun 🌙
🌿Plant bathtime🌿
🕯 light a candle or seven 🕯
🐈‍⬛️ feed the gremlins/ change out litter @tuftandpaw @meowant.us (wash hands)🐈‍⬛️
☕️coffee☕️
🎨 art 🎨
✨️ snackies✨️
🧩 puzzle/read/write 🧩
🌙 exercise🌙
🍸 nightcap @drinkelectriccloud 🍸
🐈‍⬛️ Kid & cat snugs 🐈‍⬛️

What are some of yours, mortals?

#sundayvibes #ritual #homeinspiration #dailymotivation #reset

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 21

✨️✨️ One of my favorite ladies of The Moody Manor 🤌 that expression 🤌 Choose your favorite caption - how would *you* caption this beauty who has absolutely no time for your nonsense?? ✨️✨️

#antique #haunted #moodygrams #funny #vintagehome

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 18

✨️🌙 Anyone else struggle with #impostersyndrome in the creative space?? ...just me?? Mmmmkay. 🥂

#creativeprocess #artists #writer #createcommune

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 18

✨️✨️ Would you curl up with a book -- or get lost in a movie, here? ✨️✨️

🌙Tell me, mortals🌙

#home #witchyvibes #aesthetic #moodygrams #cozyhome

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 14

✨️🌙 Do you feel the shift? 🌙✨️

#magic #fallvibes #autumn #homeinspiration #witchyvibes

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 13

✨️✨️ Tell me I am not the only one who fantasizes about what horrors exist in locked cellars?? ...apparently old bike tires, step ladders, and ice melt.... ✨️✨️

😬🤣🤷

#toxictrait #spookyvibes #spookylife #imagination #spookygirl

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 9

✨️✨️ ....it's just so saaaaaad.... *smiles, slowly and with great malice* ✨️✨️

#fallvibes #autumnvibes #halloween #spookyseason #witchyvibes

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 9

🌙✨️ Can you relate with any of these, mortals? ✨️🌙

#whimsy #magical #witchyvibes #aesthetic #home

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the_moody_mortal

Aug 6

✨️✨️ Have you been waiting on pins and needles for episode two?? ****CRICKETS***** ✨️✨️

The wait is over!!!! What stupid $hi+ did Jess buy with her adult money???

#catlovers s #finds #funny #funnyreels #whatibought

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