I freakin' love these cookies. Truly. Madly. Deeply. ...Yes, I'm channeling my inner Savage Garden... ANYWAY. These are my go to treat when I need a quick sweet fix (and, let's be honest, that's often). I know, I've said it before and I will say it again, but there is something wildly delicious about the combination of peanut butter and chocolate. Combined with oats, it's *basically* a power bar, right? Right? I'm here to tell you that these cookies aren't really cookies, they're a health food ... VIEW POST

Easy No Bake Cookies

Easy Peanut Butter Ball Recipe
Most of the holiday recipes I have involve peanut butter in some capacity. You really can't go wrong with peanut butter, folks. Honestly, who would have thought there are so many different ways to combine chocolate and peanut butter, eh?? This one is a favorite of mine any time of the year -- but it's definitely at the top of our favorite holiday season must-haves. Enjoy this super quick and easy (if not a little messy) peanut butter ball recipe! Easy Peanut Butter Ball Recipe: You Will ... VIEW POST

Easy Christmas Mint Recipe
I've always loved the old-fashioned, cream cheese mints that would be served by the plateful at weddings and graduations. As a kid, I loved drooling over a spread of melt-in-your-mouth goodness in a wide variety of perfectly little molded shapes. Recently, I was craving one of these delectable little bites and longed for graduation and wedding season. Then, it dawned on me -- I don't *have* to wait. There is no *set* mint season! I *could* just make them myself, now! So, I did -- *and* I made ... VIEW POST

Monster Rice Krispie Bars
You'll find me doing the Monster Mash all week. In my sweat pants. With my unwashed hair in a messy bun balancing a glass of wine (after bedtime) and a paintbrush while noshing on pre-Halloween candy. We are well into Halloween week and we've been keeping busy with Halloween-themed snacks and activities. The kids are hopped up on sugar and less sleep than usual, having the time of their lives (hey, it's a pandemic, it doesn't take much)! Today, we kept the fun going with these fantastic monster ... VIEW POST
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✨️ Haunt my garden with me, mortals? ✨️
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💀 Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt 💀
✨️ Take advice from a middle-aged woman lying in a coffin from @homedepot & never apologize for being yourself ✨️
🌙 ...this could turn into a *dear moody mortal* series where I provide questionable life advice so scream into the comments if you need this added to your doomscroll....🤣🥂🌙
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✨️✨️ Are you ready?? ✨️✨️
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✨️✨️ Mondays. Am I right?? ✨️✨️
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🌙 Still emo...with worse knees and a mortgage....fully charged after a lunar eclipse 🌙
✨️ Decades of loving @mychemicalromance and I don’t think my soul will ever reenter my body ✨️
🌙 Thanks for absolutely numbing my existence, catapulting me to the moon, & sending my little elder-emo soul into a tailspin, @thebreeders @kimdealmusicofficial @kelleydeal @josephine_wiggs @raytoro @gerardway @mikeyway @jarrodfletcheralexander @jamiemuhoberac @thecoorsfield 🌙
And *every* artist/crew member responsible for *gestures wildly* ALL of that 😭🫡
#mychemicalromance #theblackparade #emogirl #mcr #lunareclipse
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✨️🌙 Braless for Dolly, dolls! 🌙✨️
✨️ I am *The Moody Mortal* because I am moody...and mortal. Our mortality is what makes this life so magical, breathtaking, and deeply heartbreaking. Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have left this realm & the magic they`ve given our world will continue to inspire generations of hearts that long to live softer, wilder, weirder, & truer lives. ✨️
🌙 Sharing a few of my favorite quote from both of these gems along with photos I`ve captured over the years. 🌙
✨️✨️ Don`t dream it -- be it ✨️✨️
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