How did we get here? Let's say ten-ish years ago, you told me I would be homeschooling five human children. Well, I would have spit my Mike's Hard Lemonade straight in your face (it's summertime and we're eating tacos on the porch, by the way. I politely hand you a towel to wipe your face because I'm nice like that.). Rewind to ten-ish (okay maybe 12)...(TWELVE?!?) years ago. I had one human child, was working as an elementary school counselor, and was, quite frankly, miserable. Do you ... VIEW POST

A day in the life: homeschool edition

Get them reading with the Tower of Books Challenge
Parents and kids everywhere are feeling the 'end of the year slump' as summer approaches and dreams of closing up the books mix with summer plans that often don't involve a lot of reading. We began feeling that familiar slump after taking a mid-year break of our own (beauty of homeschooling year-round) that left me looking for new ideas to inspire more independent reading in our house. Thanks to Teachers Pay Teachers, I found a great way to get them reading with the tower of books ... VIEW POST

Simple Activity Station Ideas for Kids
I'm often asked, "Jess, how do you function with five kids and a circus of animals?" The answer? Girl Scout cookies and wine (I kid, I kid...mostly...more milk than wine). Cookies aside, since beginning a life of schooling/working at home, I've found that we are all happier when we have options - lots of options. So, I'm going to share a few of my simple activity station ideas for kids that will keep them (and you) happy! Simple Activities - Stay Organized! Before jumping into ALL OF THE ... VIEW POST

Homeschool Organization Made Easy – Whether You Homeschool Or Not!
I want to start off by saying this is a post for anyone. You don't have to homeschool to grab these organization tips and items that I've found to help make living a busy but organized life just a little more attainable. If you're a parent with kiddos who attend a public school, you've probably realized that learning/activities happen at home, regardless. Kids are busy these days which means you are, well, extra busy these days. It can be hard to navigate how to balance the chaos. So, grab a ... VIEW POST

Pumpkin Spice Slime
Looking for a way to make an absolute slimy mess that will probably stick in every nook and cranny in your home and drive you absolutely batty? Terrific! Have I the activity for you! Alright, seriously, it's not *that* bad. In fact, it's actually fantastic and I'm a big fan. I've been trying to fill our Halloween week with easy (key word) crafts and snacks so when I found a recipe for pumpkin spice slime I went all in! Pumpkin Spice...Slime? That's right. It's slime. With a pinch of ... VIEW POST
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🌙 Yes, I take the *crazy cat lady* label and shred it to pieces, my friends -- it`s a magical kitty palace filled with whimsy, hairballs, and tuna delight over here, mortals. 🌙
✨️ Where do you sit on the cat enthusiast scale?? 👇
✨️ 0. No hairballs for me
✨️ 1. Kitty curious
✨️ 2. 1-2 cat buds
✨️ 3. 3-4 full house kitty friends
✨️ 4. 5-6 grand kitty master
✨️ 5. 7+ kitty circus ringleader extraordinaire (this escalated quickly and I have almost no regrets 😂)
....also, the soundtrack to my life lately comes from @sspu
new album Tenterhooks 🤌 🎵 Long Gone
#cat #catlife #catsofinstagram #aesthetic #teamcatmojo
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🌙 Mornings with Luna as a bleeding heart hippie with a never-ending hope and longing for a better world for all humans 🌙
#peaceandlove #distraction #humanity #witchesofinstagram #catsofinstagram
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✨️ 🥔Hi. I`m Jess. & these are my emotional support potatoes. ✨️🥔
....need more potatoes to deal with all....this *gestures wildly* (...my sock feels weird, health anxiety, social anxiety, general anxiety, trying to raise good humans who embrace their neurodiversity in a neurotypical world, sadness about an abandoned monkey, wanting men to call out other men on their bull shit, the entire government, my curly chin hair, it`s too windy, PMS, bulletin boards, mac and cheese that`s not cheesy enough, bras, and people who litter...)....ya know??
🧀What`s your emotional support snack, mortals? 🧀
#potatoes #snacktime #emotionalsupport #emotionalhealth #
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✨️✨️ How to keep cats happy, not slappy: Part 1 ✨️✨️
🌙 I`ve learned a thing or two after years of adopting cats and want to share tips & tricks for keeping cats happy, not slappy 🫠✨️
🌙 A few tips when adjusting to a new kitten: 🌙
✨️ Set them up with toys, a bed, litter box, food, and water in a small area of your home where they can initially adjust to you, your people, and your home. We started Luna in our bathroom and have expanded her into our bedroom.
✨️ Use toys and blankets to help share scents to other cats and pets in your home in shared spaces. Swap toys from one cat to another so that scent become familiar in a non-threatening way.
✨️ Slowly introducing your new cat to your home will help them become confident and will help you avoid undesirable, stress-induced behaviors.
🌙 Stay tuned for Part 2 when we begin to safely introduce Luna to our moody manor Pride 🌙
✨️✨️ Disclaimer - I am not a vet or animal behaviorist - only sharing from my lived experience. I highly recommend watching and following @thecatdaddy for expert information about cat behavior ✨️✨️
#cats #teamcatmojo #catstagram #kittenlove #catsofinstagram
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✨️ In this space...I want you to feel: ✨️
🌙 Safe...this tiny slice of the world is one where you are allowed to let your guard down without fear of being *too much* or *not enough*
🌙 Worthy....of love, acceptance, respect, joy....simply by existing. No more. No less.
🌙 Capable...of making tough choice, being present, speaking truth, growing changing.
🌙 Accepted...Just as you are, right now.
🌙 Permitted...to embrace your wild, weird, whimsical self because that bitch is AWESOME 👌
✨️ I hope you feel all of this here, mortals ✨️
#affirmations #foryou #intention #witchaesthetic #positivevibes
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🌙 Creating the angry apple trees from Wizard of Oz 🌙
✨️ They are sassy, mortals....watch out ✨️
🌙 #wizardofoz #oz #setdesign #props #artistsofinstagram 🌙
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🌙You are permitted to be both whimsical and outraged.🌙
✨️ It`s okay to sit with endless hope and vast desperation.✨️
🌙 Do not abandon your magic to allow the crushing weight of all the corrupt monstrosities that exist in this world to suffocate your spirit.🌙
✨️You are enough to fan the flames of justice, integrity, truth.✨️
🌙To both demand accountability and glitter bomb the fuck out of the world.🌙
✨️These things coexist.✨️
🌙 Make magic, mortals....and rage on. 🌙
#justice #whimsy #rage #accountability #magic
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🌙 ...wishing you warmth, steadiness, peace, healing, courage, rest, wisdom, love -- whatever your soul hungers for at the moment, mortals -- may it find you... 🌙
#home #healing #homeinspiration #inspired #witchaesthetic
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