I remember when Jude was still in public school. I would sign up to help with the holiday parties because I wanted to be a good mom -- specifically that Pinterest perfect mom that tries to do all the cool things all the time. My type-A shoulder person would scream "SIGN UP FOR ALL THE THINGS AND MAKE IT FANTASTIC" while my anxiety-ridden shoulder person would crumble in the background. Of course, party time would come around and I would find myself scrambling to come up with a snack, game, or ... VIEW POST

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Witch Hat Cookies in Three Easy Steps
Before we jump into this super simple recipe for witch hat cookies in three easy steps, let's go back in time. I remember the days when I was pregnant with our first -- I imagined being "super mom" -- you know her, the one who manages to work full time and cooks made-from-scratch meals. She looks on lovingly as she bakes cookies on the weekends. She whistles happily through the house as she folds the laundry, loads the dishes, and scrubs the bathroom floor. She does all of this with a twinkle in ... VIEW POST
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🌙 Elvira loves fish tank cleaning day - perched in her antique baby carriage (yes, in a Haunted Mansion-themed parlour). Believe it or not, the tank is *also* decked out as the Haunted Mansion -- details coming soon 🌙
✨️✨️ #hauntedmansion #disneygram #spookyseason #homeinspiration #catlife ✨️✨️
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🌙 Go out and be ungovernable & sassy, mortals 🌙
#lifelessons #goblincore #vintagevibes #funnyaf #beyourself
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✨️ Haunt my garden with me, mortals? ✨️
#garden #home #nightview #magick #whimsy
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💀 Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt 💀
✨️ Take advice from a middle-aged woman lying in a coffin from @homedepot & never apologize for being yourself ✨️
🌙 ...this could turn into a *dear moody mortal* series where I provide questionable life advice so scream into the comments if you need this added to your doomscroll....🤣🥂🌙
#lifelessons #inspiration #funny #weirdo #confessions
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✨️✨️ Are you ready?? ✨️✨️
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#halloween #autumnvibes #darkaesthetics #homeinspiration #spookyseason
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✨️✨️ Mondays. Am I right?? ✨️✨️
#cats #Mondays #funny #kittycat #catsofinstagram
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🌙 Still emo...with worse knees and a mortgage....fully charged after a lunar eclipse 🌙
✨️ Decades of loving @mychemicalromance and I don’t think my soul will ever reenter my body ✨️
🌙 Thanks for absolutely numbing my existence, catapulting me to the moon, & sending my little elder-emo soul into a tailspin, @thebreeders @kimdealmusicofficial @kelleydeal @josephine_wiggs @raytoro @gerardway @mikeyway @jarrodfletcheralexander @jamiemuhoberac @thecoorsfield 🌙
And *every* artist/crew member responsible for *gestures wildly* ALL of that 😭🫡
#mychemicalromance #theblackparade #emogirl #mcr #lunareclipse
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✨️🌙 Braless for Dolly, dolls! 🌙✨️
✨️ I am *The Moody Mortal* because I am moody...and mortal. Our mortality is what makes this life so magical, breathtaking, and deeply heartbreaking. Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have left this realm & the magic they`ve given our world will continue to inspire generations of hearts that long to live softer, wilder, weirder, & truer lives. ✨️
🌙 Sharing a few of my favorite quote from both of these gems along with photos I`ve captured over the years. 🌙
✨️✨️ Don`t dream it -- be it ✨️✨️
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