I suck at growing plants, keeping green things alive. It's always been a joke, you know? I am the laughing-stock of a family filled with master gardeners. My sister is some sort of a green witch - she has "the gift" as they say. The amount of pictures she's sent me of my nieces and nephews (all potted plants of wide variety) during their allotted bath time is, quite honestly, alarming. While I strangely love her for it, she's put me on a "nope" list (I am specifically not allowed to take in any ... VIEW POST

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A dumb gardener’s guide to patio gardening
Okay, when I say "dumb" I don't mean dim-witted or stupid. I'm simply saying that, as far as gardening goes (or keeping anything green, well, green), I have no idea what I'm doing. The dumb gardener's guide to patio gardening is my way of simplifying gardening to a small, manageable space that's easy for anyone to keep. Probably. Growing up in the high, arid country of Colorado, it was nearly impossible to grow anything beyond sagebrush. During the summer, we would road trip to my parents' ... VIEW POST
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🌙 Elvira loves fish tank cleaning day - perched in her antique baby carriage (yes, in a Haunted Mansion-themed parlour). Believe it or not, the tank is *also* decked out as the Haunted Mansion -- details coming soon 🌙
✨️✨️ #hauntedmansion #disneygram #spookyseason #homeinspiration #catlife ✨️✨️
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🌙 Go out and be ungovernable & sassy, mortals 🌙
#lifelessons #goblincore #vintagevibes #funnyaf #beyourself
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✨️ Haunt my garden with me, mortals? ✨️
#garden #home #nightview #magick #whimsy
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💀 Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt 💀
✨️ Take advice from a middle-aged woman lying in a coffin from @homedepot & never apologize for being yourself ✨️
🌙 ...this could turn into a *dear moody mortal* series where I provide questionable life advice so scream into the comments if you need this added to your doomscroll....🤣🥂🌙
#lifelessons #inspiration #funny #weirdo #confessions
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✨️✨️ Are you ready?? ✨️✨️
🎃🐈⬛️🎃🐈⬛️🎃🐈⬛️🎃
#halloween #autumnvibes #darkaesthetics #homeinspiration #spookyseason
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✨️✨️ Mondays. Am I right?? ✨️✨️
#cats #Mondays #funny #kittycat #catsofinstagram
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🌙 Still emo...with worse knees and a mortgage....fully charged after a lunar eclipse 🌙
✨️ Decades of loving @mychemicalromance and I don’t think my soul will ever reenter my body ✨️
🌙 Thanks for absolutely numbing my existence, catapulting me to the moon, & sending my little elder-emo soul into a tailspin, @thebreeders @kimdealmusicofficial @kelleydeal @josephine_wiggs @raytoro @gerardway @mikeyway @jarrodfletcheralexander @jamiemuhoberac @thecoorsfield 🌙
And *every* artist/crew member responsible for *gestures wildly* ALL of that 😭🫡
#mychemicalromance #theblackparade #emogirl #mcr #lunareclipse
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✨️🌙 Braless for Dolly, dolls! 🌙✨️
✨️ I am *The Moody Mortal* because I am moody...and mortal. Our mortality is what makes this life so magical, breathtaking, and deeply heartbreaking. Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have left this realm & the magic they`ve given our world will continue to inspire generations of hearts that long to live softer, wilder, weirder, & truer lives. ✨️
🌙 Sharing a few of my favorite quote from both of these gems along with photos I`ve captured over the years. 🌙
✨️✨️ Don`t dream it -- be it ✨️✨️
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#timcurry #dollyparton #inspired #mortal #liveauthentic
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