Okay, when I say "dumb" I don't mean dim-witted or stupid. I'm simply saying that, as far as gardening goes (or keeping anything green, well, green), I have no idea what I'm doing. The dumb gardener's guide to patio gardening is my way of simplifying gardening to a small, manageable space that's easy for anyone to keep. Probably. Growing up in the high, arid country of Colorado, it was nearly impossible to grow anything beyond sagebrush. During the summer, we would road trip to my parents' ... VIEW POST

A dumb gardener’s guide to patio gardening

Easy Summer Chicken Primavera Recipe
Moving is hard (what does moving have to do with chicken primavera? Nothing. Just, just stick with me for a minute). Whenever life is happening at a breakneck pace, meal planning become obsolete in our home. Take-out, leftovers, and grazing becomes the norm. When you're getting ready for a really big move, there is so much uncertainty. A home-cooked meal goes a long way in enveloping you in that comfy sense of "home" that's momentarily up-in-the-air. This easy summer chicken primavera recipe was ... VIEW POST

Favorite Small Gardens for Little Hands
Always looking for ways to keep our many hands busy (albeit messy - but it's a small price to pay), I wanted to ring in Spring with a small gardening project. While I still haven't tried my own small garden starter (maybe by June?), I wanted each of the kids to have the chance to plant their own seeds, care for them, and (hopefully) watch them grow! I'll be sharing the kits we used as well as a collection of my favorite small gardens for little hands! This idea came about as I was planning ... VIEW POST

Five Simple Steps to a Summery Bedroom Refresh
Have I told you lately how much I don't like summer? It's not that I despise the season as much as I loathe the butt sweat, ya know what' I'm sayin' (don't act like you *don't* know what I'm saying - everyone deals with butt sweat). Despite my general dislike of the summer heat, I do enjoy the growth and beauty that blooms this time of the year. Every season has positives and negatives (except fall - the only thing wrong with fall is that it doesn't last year round) and I see summer as a time to ... VIEW POST

My Top 12 Target Finds to Beat the Heat
I'll start off by saying that I'm not a big fan of summer time. Like, if I could just get rid of a season, it would almost certainly be summer. All that suuuuuun....BLECH! Welp, I guess you can hit the *back* button, right?? ...WAIT! Hold up. Just because *I'm* not summer-obsessed doesn't mean I don't appreciate all the fun stuff that comes along with the season. It's just that the heat and humidity get me down. In fact, they make me down right cranky and cause my fibromyalgia flare up like a ... VIEW POST
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✨️✨️ This & unapologetic whimsy? Yes. Yes, indeed. How will you add a little whimsy to your life this week, mortals?? ...I am working on an Alice in Wonderland themed fairy garden, myself. 🤌
#whimsy #aliceinwonderland #witchyvibes #magical #homeinspiration
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✨️✨️🌱 Garden inspiration for all my green-thumb hopefuls out there, mortals!! 🌱✨️✨️
....are you not impressed? Are you not entertained?! ....the teenager is not amused. 🤷♀️ #bruh
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✨️🌙 What choices will you make to be and live better? How will you use your beautiful soul to create whimsy and magic in your life? What would you add to this ever-growing list, mortals? 🌙✨️
....I am adding glitter bombs to my list....
#bebetter #liveauthentic #whimsy #whimsical #humanity
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✨️🌙 Time for a reset, mortals. Lose yourself for just a minute...breathe...plot how you`re going to be a whimsical menace... 🌙✨️
🌙✨️ How will you work a little whimsy into your week? ✨️🌙
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✨️💀 A little behind-the-scenes look at the creation of a couple Soulless Statues that will be making their screen debut (& capturing a soul or two) soon 💀✨️
....they`re kind of....adorable? Is that...is that just a mother`s love??? 🤣🤘 thanks to @ajrbrothers for always providing the best soundtrack for skipping to the best part 👌
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✨️✨️ Slipcover refresh from @comfortworks ✨️✨️
🌙 Anyone else use slipcovers to reign in on the domestic chaos that is having 5 kids, 7 cats, 3 dogs, and a Derek?? 🤣 I`ve been supporting Comfort Works for years as their covers are the only I`ve come across thay actually stand up to our goblin lifestyle 🥂 This is the signature velvet in caramel -- pet/claw friendly - and our sensory sensitive kiddos love the texture/feel of the fabric. 🌙
#home #slipcover #comfortworks #vintagestyle #moodygrams
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Why I feel closer than ever to Jesus as a practicing Pagan and former Christian.
Spirituality, religion, faith — all incredibly relevant and powerful to the human experience. Mostly, I believe, because humans are fragile and beautifully imaginative. We want to know why, how, and where we came from…the reason for our existence. We are a naturally curious and innovative species and generally uncomfortable with the unknown. So, we create stories. Stories that provide us with the answers we seek and the push to live without that nagging fear of the unknown…tugging at our hearts and souls.
At its best, faith inspires and lifts us to be better — to love and give more. At its worst, it is weaponized to control, dominate, and conquer.
Growing up in the church ultimately showed me that much of what folks consider “good Christianity” is performative. Gathered together in a vaulted sanctuary, light pouring through stained glass windows — we sing praises, arms raised. We listen to the message of another human, trying to make sense of the world. We feel better by doing this…somehow emboldened that we are doing life right — that when we inevitably die, we will achieve spiritual immortality. Meanwhile, children go hungry, the homeless are reviled, the poor suffer, the immigrant is attacked, trans folks are vilified, bombs are dropped, the Earth is destroyed -- all while we sing Glory to God, drop $20 in a plate, and sip coffee in a wooden pew.
And we are pushed to share the good news — desperate for the world to know that Jesus loves you!! He died for you! He was sacrificed so that the world would know the truth.
The truth? The truth is that Jesus was arrested, tortured, and crucified because he was a threat to the establishment — to religious leaders and the government who feared his message would turn the people against them and their lust for power. Jesus opened minds that were shuttered, shattered the status quo, boldly broke religious rules, and challenged religious authorities that were more concerned with control & law than justice and care for the oppressed.
Justice and care for the oppressed. Radical, much?
*rest is in comments because I am too wordy 🤣*
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✨️ A mellow moody moment for you, mortals ✨️
🌙 ...to remind you to reset, inhale-exhale, notice......even (& especially when) life is breathing down your neck like a fire spewing dragon living with IBS that ate two chicken chalupas supreme combos smothered in 27 packets of @tacobell Diablo sauce. 🌙
✨️ look out for each other, mortals ✨️
#tacobell #lifelessons #naturelovers #inspiration #homeinspiration
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