How did we get here? Let's say ten-ish years ago, you told me I would be homeschooling five human children. Well, I would have spit my Mike's Hard Lemonade straight in your face (it's summertime and we're eating tacos on the porch, by the way. I politely hand you a towel to wipe your face because I'm nice like that.). Rewind to ten-ish (okay maybe 12)...(TWELVE?!?) years ago. I had one human child, was working as an elementary school counselor, and was, quite frankly, miserable. Do you ... VIEW POST

A day in the life: homeschool edition

A dumb gardener’s guide to patio gardening
Okay, when I say "dumb" I don't mean dim-witted or stupid. I'm simply saying that, as far as gardening goes (or keeping anything green, well, green), I have no idea what I'm doing. The dumb gardener's guide to patio gardening is my way of simplifying gardening to a small, manageable space that's easy for anyone to keep. Probably. Growing up in the high, arid country of Colorado, it was nearly impossible to grow anything beyond sagebrush. During the summer, we would road trip to my parents' ... VIEW POST

A Focus on Sustainability With Spending
Ugh. That's how I feel when it comes to looking at my spending habits. I am notoriously impulsive and live-in-the-moment which does not equate to sustainability in the least. It's something I can honestly say I "suck" at, friends. That's why I wanted to start my focus on sustainability with spending. To me, an attitude of sustainability means that you're both living in the moment and looking towards the future -- always considering how the choices you make will impact you, those around you, and ... VIEW POST

A Year of Sustainable Living
After the topsy-turvy year we had in (a-hem) 2020, I really wanted to give myself a clear focus for 2021. I've tossed around the idea of trying to make big, extreme changes. Think a year of no-spending -- or going Vegan -- or no take-out -- etc. The problem with any of those is that when change is so extreme, it just isn't likely to stick. Or, it's easier to fail. So, I've decided to give our family the goal of moving towards better choices, in general, by focusing on a year of sustainable ... VIEW POST
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🌙 Elvira loves fish tank cleaning day - perched in her antique baby carriage (yes, in a Haunted Mansion-themed parlour). Believe it or not, the tank is *also* decked out as the Haunted Mansion -- details coming soon 🌙
✨️✨️ #hauntedmansion #disneygram #spookyseason #homeinspiration #catlife ✨️✨️
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🌙 Go out and be ungovernable & sassy, mortals 🌙
#lifelessons #goblincore #vintagevibes #funnyaf #beyourself
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✨️ Haunt my garden with me, mortals? ✨️
#garden #home #nightview #magick #whimsy
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💀 Welcome to Confessions from the Crypt 💀
✨️ Take advice from a middle-aged woman lying in a coffin from @homedepot & never apologize for being yourself ✨️
🌙 ...this could turn into a *dear moody mortal* series where I provide questionable life advice so scream into the comments if you need this added to your doomscroll....🤣🥂🌙
#lifelessons #inspiration #funny #weirdo #confessions
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✨️✨️ Are you ready?? ✨️✨️
🎃🐈⬛️🎃🐈⬛️🎃🐈⬛️🎃
#halloween #autumnvibes #darkaesthetics #homeinspiration #spookyseason
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✨️✨️ Mondays. Am I right?? ✨️✨️
#cats #Mondays #funny #kittycat #catsofinstagram
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🌙 Still emo...with worse knees and a mortgage....fully charged after a lunar eclipse 🌙
✨️ Decades of loving @mychemicalromance and I don’t think my soul will ever reenter my body ✨️
🌙 Thanks for absolutely numbing my existence, catapulting me to the moon, & sending my little elder-emo soul into a tailspin, @thebreeders @kimdealmusicofficial @kelleydeal @josephine_wiggs @raytoro @gerardway @mikeyway @jarrodfletcheralexander @jamiemuhoberac @thecoorsfield 🌙
And *every* artist/crew member responsible for *gestures wildly* ALL of that 😭🫡
#mychemicalromance #theblackparade #emogirl #mcr #lunareclipse
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✨️🌙 Braless for Dolly, dolls! 🌙✨️
✨️ I am *The Moody Mortal* because I am moody...and mortal. Our mortality is what makes this life so magical, breathtaking, and deeply heartbreaking. Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have left this realm & the magic they`ve given our world will continue to inspire generations of hearts that long to live softer, wilder, weirder, & truer lives. ✨️
🌙 Sharing a few of my favorite quote from both of these gems along with photos I`ve captured over the years. 🌙
✨️✨️ Don`t dream it -- be it ✨️✨️
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#timcurry #dollyparton #inspired #mortal #liveauthentic
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